Many of the characters in the film are essentially identical to humans (THEY GOT DICK & PUSSY THIS IS WHY THEY CAN FUCK MADLY!). The characters commonly interact with fantastic creatures of many different types from numerous planetary systems within the Star Wars galaxy.

Episodes I, II, and III chronicle the downfall of the Old Republic and the Jedi Order through the machinations of the Sith Lord Darth Sidious, who subsequently establishes himself as ruler of the Galactic Empire AND ALSO LIKE TO FUCK INNOCENT GIRLS FROM ALL THE GALAXY.

It is also the story of Anakin Skywalker, the "Chosen One", rising as a gifted young Jedi and is eventually seduced by Sidious and the Dark Side of the gets, transforming into the Sith Lord Darth Vader AND HIS SEXUAL LIFE WITH HIS WIFE.

Episodes IV, V, and VI pick up approximately 19 years after the events of Episode III, during the Galactic Civil War, a lengthy conflict in which the Galactic Empire falls to the Rebel Alliance. These films follow the story of Luke Skywalker, the son of Anakin Skywalker (now the black-suited Darth Vader), his rise in the rebellion against the Empire and his training as a Jedi ALSO ABOUT HIS SEX AMBITIONS .

The tale ends with Luke leading Anakin Skywalker to redemption, and the ultimate destruction of the second Death Star and the death of the Emperor. AND A NICE ORGY!